ATTENTION!
MUTANT MICE SPOTTED IN STREET CORNERS!
Doctors are advising everyone avoid these dreaded beasts as the mice bite and kill and shoot lasers from their eyes. No word yet on whether or not said doctors, their friends the geneticists, or the geneticist's cousin: the psychoanalyst, from down the street, have taken responsibility for the recent outbreak. No word either on whether or not the doctor's also shoot lasers from their eyes. Non-medical experts have suspected this for quite some time.
Psychoanalysts recommend seeing a shrink after supposedly seeing a mouse. Meanwhile doctors recommend running for one's life and screaming, followed by a good night's rest and plenty of water. The geneticist was quoted saying what sounded like: "squeak, squeak!"
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