Saturday, January 3, 2009

A Letter to Customer Service

Dear Customer Service,

About two weeks ago I sent to you my computer. I want it back. If you don't send my computer back to me soon, I'll come for it myself. Thank you for providing your mailing address which happens to match the address to your corporate headquarters and your warehouse. Consider this letter your warning: I'm on my way, and I'm a very dissatisfied customer.

Soon to be your uninvited guest:

The Owner of the Red Dell Laptop

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