There's a reason we only do this once a year

Note: All words enscribed therein I heard during a fireworks show in Mt. Angel, Oregon.

"INCOMING!"

"Where's all the spermy ones?"

"I love the spermy ones!"

"It's not over til the 5th."

"It just hit my eye!"

"One hit my cheek. Ew."

"Don't open your mouth."