Note: Words in quotes are said either by the members of Flatfoot 56, Project 86, or the fans at a recent concert in Portland, OR. Words in italics are my thoughts. Fifty percent of them should be read with sarcasm.
One of these days I'm gonna raise a kid just like this guy did, and take her to Project 86 concerts. She's guaranteed to have amazing taste in music and serious angst by age six. No worries though, I'll frolic with her to Flatfoot 56 to balance everything out.
"If you don't leave here with bruises, bloodied bodies, and a piece of your skull on the concert floor, something's wrong."
Circle pit!?
"Put your arm around the person next to you, and girls, if a guy tries to cop a feel, deck him in the face."
Not only does he play bagpipes, but he gets bonus points for wearing a kilt.
"Ninth reason why we love our fans: some of them love songs off our first album even though we never play them."
Oo...fog machines.
"We love you!" "Run!"
Somebody should name their band To Be Announced, or TBA for short. Really.
"We regularly post on Facebook and other evil social-networking sites."
Is that flowers he has tattooed on his arm? Does that say: 'I'm sensitive'? Must be, I think he's married.
"Hopah!"
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